System Launches
Yeah, I'm a game nerd. I heartily admit it. I love system launches, now that I bring it up. I didn't participate in the PS2 launch insanity at all, because to be frank, there weren't any good launch games for it... everything was mediocre at best.

Hrm, actually, I've only gotten two systems at launch. I got my Nintendo 64 on Friday, September 27th, two days before the actual launch (but one must remember that every store was selling 'em early)... and boy, do I remember everyone wanting to come and see it. The N64 was so freaking rare, I was one of the few, the proud to have one before XMas. I'll never forget the awe I was in to finally have an "Ultra 64" (boy, that name really sucked) in my own home, playing the glorious Mario 64.

I also got my Sega Dreamcast on opening day. The Dreamcast is the only game system to be mine, mine, mine. It launched on September 9th, 1999, and my birthday was a mere six days prior, so I put my b-day present toward the big DC. While I worked in school, my mom went out to Best Buy and picked up the DC, Soul Calibur, Ready 2 Rumble, a second controller, and a VMU. This was the point when everyone doubted whether or not Sega could come back from the Saturn debacle. Even though Sega executed, people just didn't buy and the DC suffered a really pathetic death that should shame hardcore gamers worldwide... a great system shunned. Anyhow, I remember bringing Dreamcast disbeliever Eric Langston over to my house that launch day. When Soul Calibur booted up and we first played that game in action, my jaw dropped, as did his. He only uttered the words, "I must get one." Christmas 1999 saw a Dreamcast enter his house. So I guess I've only been involved in two system launches, but they were way l33t.

System Launches
Woah. In three weeks from tomorrow (Sunday), GameCube and the Xbox will both have struck US shores. The Xbox smashes into town on Thursday, November 15, the GameCube ponies up on Sunday, November 18. Isn't that a dandy that I'm trying to get hired at Best Buy just prior to two huge system launches? If I could buy either one (my mom says I'll be playing my GameCube inside a cardboard box if I buy one), I'd personally get a GameCube, as it's cheaper ($199 vs. $299) and it just looks to be the better system, in my opinion. Another issue is that the Xbox is being sold at cost at $299, whereas I think the big N is turning a tiny profit on the Cube's $199 pricetag... meaning I could get the l33t Best Buy employee discount (cost + 5%) on the Cube and bring it down to a very nice level. I dunno, I'm just rambling and being far too assumptive.

Broadband, Glorious Broadband
I can't imagine using the Internet without cable internet access. I mean seriously, it's been over two years since I got my cable modem, and I just can't even comprehend having to dial in and download crap at 3 K a second. I've been on the cable revolution for over two years, how come some of you (::cough::, Ward, ::cough::) still aren't?
Comic: Penny-Arcade

RE: RE: What the hell
Yeah, I hate all you. And yeah, you're gay Bram. 'I know Jake can kick your ass, so, if you really want him to, he will, but leave me the fuck alone.' - If you and he think so, go ahead girls.

RE: What the Hell
I would own all 3 of you knf's. But Adam Casa would destroy me.

Now, now, boys, lets not get hostile with one another. Just shut the hell up all of you, and stick your damned pride where it belongs. I doubt anyone could kick anyone else's ass, and you would all end up chickening out anyway. So, stop acting the 4th graders. On another note, I took the ACT's today. Man, were they a killer.

Mad Obsessed
Adam and I are mad obsessed with GTA3. We've been playing all day!

What the hell?
Why do I keep getting dragged into this shit? Adam and Jake, you guys argue, I'm sick of it, so Adam, why do you have to be a cocksucker and bring me into an argument with Jake? "Wow you're seriously dumb. Jake, Adam Brewer and Bram = homos" - What the fuck? I haven't said anything to you in days, so why bring me up? Do you feel that you think you're cool because you can insult more then one person at once? Wow, you're a badass. I know Jake can kick your ass, so, if you really want him to, he will, but leave me the fuck alone. Because you don't want both of us to deal with you worthless motherfucker.

Joe Pa
Joe Paterno finally got win 324 today with a victory over Ohio State, 29-27. I'll be wearing a navy blue toga tonight in honor of the greatest football coach ever and the greatest football team EVER. It's no green flannel toga like Charlie's, but it's Penn State colors. And my last comment, Adam House could kick all your asses.

Char's Phat Azz Toga
I am in the preliminary stages of toga construction right now, and I believe I will be the best dressed of the evening in my green flannel bedsheet toga. Look, out HOT BOY coming through!

RE: Alright
Wow you're seriously dumb. Jake, Adam Brewer and Bram = homos. I can't believe how fucking pissed off you get at me making fun of you. That's the reason I do it. I want to get you mad just because its so damn funny. Oh and by the way, yes I could kick all your asses like Warren said.

Alright
That's it. You want this settled House? Kick my ass, for all your friends, to prove once and for all, how gay I am and how straight you are. Oh, and way to steal my line you dumb fucker.

Echo?
Does anyone else hear an echo....echo....echo.....?

Also....Tenacious D kicks ass.

Jake T
Hey Jake, for the nth time. You = gay. You're a worthless gay piece of shit.

You FAG

Football, over
Wow, this season went to fast. It really sux0rd the last two weeks, it seemed like we didnt have the fire we had in our first games aginst City High, and Cedar Falls, but what can I say. I learned the most this season and I had a lot of fun doing it. I <3 football and i <3 Coach Scherrman.

Linn Mar Girl
I really do not like Linn Mar girl. She's dumb

Cold
To whomever put Kilburg's posts in the coachs' mailbox.....That was just flat out WRONG. You just don't do that. That is a misuse of this site and the user should not be allowed to post anymore. That puts a bad rep out for this site, and should not be tolerated. Period! Anyone who does something like that is NOT a BIG BOY.....no where close actually

Re:Re: Weezer
I have to agree with Murphy, "Blue" is this best. And yes Bram, I feel ya, "Green".....It's commercialized. It is kinda upsetting. On another note, all y'all need to check out "The String Cheese Incident"! They kick serious bootay. As do the Flecktones

D Sightings
My favorama band, Tenacious D, just performed on Letterman a couple days ago. They truly rock. They consider their genre of music, "folk metal" with a bit of humor sprinkled on. I <3 the D. Here's a clip of their full performance right here. Check it out, because you owe it to the greatest band in the world.

Swifty
Charlie is the one that does that just to clarify. Not Chad

Re: Weezer
I'm a big fan of the Blue Album, although I really enjoy "Hash Pipe," too, 'cuz it's just a fun song and has a great video.

RE: Weezer
I also like Weezer, since Charlie introduced them to me. I would have to say that the blue album is the best.

My End to Football (Cue Dark Clouds)
Wow... Y'know, it takes a lot to get me pissed off, but someone's sure managed to do so. Perhaps I was more harsh than I should have been in my last several posts, and I do wish that I had waited until the season was over to post them. However, it disgusts me to find that some coward printed them off and put them in the coaches' mailbox. What is said on Bigg Boyz has no need to be repeated in school, most especially in such a rat-bastard manner. ::Sighs:: If you have a problem with what I say, talk to me about it, don't go hiding behind the skirts of anonymimity (sp). Come fricking talk to me about it. You truly are a disgusting tattler, like the kid in elementary school who, whenever someone would say "crap!" or "shut up!" during recess, would immediately begin crying and run towards the teacher, gabbling about naughty words. ::Sighs again::

Papa Murphy's
Papa Murphy's rox0rs j00!

Green Album
Green album is Weezer's greatest album ever.

Best Buy
Mike and I both have interviews on Tuesday at Best Buy. Is that mad l33t or what? Like whoa!

Weezer Anyone?
I was just listening to the Blue Album, and damn do I love it. Which do you favor? Blue, Pinkerton or Green?

*note* anyone who says Green should die. It's a decent album, but it's not true Weezer

Afghanistan Jokes
Q: Why does Osama always carry a piece of shit in his pocket?
A: It's his photo ID

Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing... yet.

Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52... F-16... B-1...

Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck

Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.

Q: What does Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.

Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: Because the camels can't handle it.

Q: What's the difference between Christmas and Afghanistan?
A: In December, Christmas will still be here.

Adam House
For the nth time: Adam House = shit. You're fucking stupid House. You spam synonyms for gay, all day long, yet you can't think of a reason why anyone should listen to you. I don't think you're funny. When you make stupid comments, I don't giggle. Fuck you. You are worthless.

Godfather's
I love Godfather's Fridays. For a mere $4.19, all the pizza you can eat in our paltry 29 minute lunch period. This rox0rs. No waiting in line to get your food or anything--it's all ready to rock. Today, Mike brought a tupperware container in and set it beside himself in the booth, then placed one of his pieces in there, ate the other, got more food and repeated. Mike = genius.

School
Man... I hate school.

Chemistry
I love Chemistry. Matt Ward and I come in late every single day from lunch and Schnoebs doesn't even care. I have gotten over 100% on every single test we've had so far. If you need Chem help, I'm your man. Bling bling.

Lolz
Adam Brewer said ... : I think I could physically destroy Adam House single handedly, and with Bram and Jake on my side, I know we could smash his idiotic face into oblivion.

If you think so why don't you fucking try. Otherwise, don't be saying shit you can't and won't back up.

And yes, I think Jake, Bram and Adam are huge queers. You can call me a piece of shit, I honestly don't care what you think of me. I don't take BBP so seirously that I make 7 posts a day about someone I think is a piece of shit.

I think I could physically destroy Adam House single handedly, and with Bram and Jake on my side, I know we could smash his idiotic face into oblivion.
I think I could physically destroy Adam House single handedly, and with Bram and Jake on my side, I know we could smash his idiotic face into oblivion.
I think I could physically destroy Adam House single handedly, and with Bram and Jake on my side, I know we could smash his idiotic face into oblivion.
I think I could physically destroy Adam House single handedly, and with Bram and Jake on my side, I know we could smash his idiotic face into oblivion.

Lolz, thats funny.

Re: Seniors in the Football Program
Okay, first off, Warren: apology accepted, totally understand what you mean, and hey, you're a good guy and a great addition to the team.
All right, now to settle with Basile here. I'm not attacking you (Nick) personally of course, simply what you said. It's like Schuette pointed out, there were many seniors lifting in the afternoon, when you weren't there. Also, I can only speak for myself, but I was in the weightroom twice a day most days, in addition to doing the Mercy Acceleration program. Murphy Blackcloud lifted twice a day. Matt Grahm lifted regularly and also did the Acceleration program. A Seven-on-Seven passing league team formed by several of our skill players won the Iowa State 7-on-7 tournament. I believe half of the state-placing (I forget which, exactly) 4x400 meter dash relay team are on the team... Lessee, what else. Oh, yeah. Many of our members also participate in other sports (kinda weak, but a point nontheless). Nick, I hate to go in and disagree with you about all this stuff, but get your facts straight. Oh, and at least as far as lifting during the season goes: who do you think decides when we lift? The coaches! And one more thing, Nick: how the hell would you know how hard most of the soph. players work? Are you out on the practice field? Not that they don't, but I wouldn't know, and I'll at least admit it. Now look... I'm not saying we're good, and I'm not saying that it's entirely someone else's fault. However, it's not entirely ours, either.

Perhaps a clarification is needed here to the non-football players
To Warren, I know you weren't addressing all the seniors, and I didn;t take your post personally, I was just pointing out some very blatant flaws with what you said, you'll understand it a lot more during your own senior year. And to Nick Basile, I have a few things to say. So you didn't see many seniors in the weightroom in the morning during the summer, that doesn't mean that they weren't there in the afternoons, which I know for a fact quite a few of them were. Also for example, we have had some problems tackling this year, this could possibly stem from the fact that we are never allowed to tackle during the week. Also, coaches are supposed to take what they have and make the best of it (for example, switching to a double slot set this year becuase we lacked a true tight end, even though Shawn Cox didn't come out becuase he didn't want to play for James, which is another story). If we are having trouble completing long passes, then don't call them, and if something is working, stick with it. I don't claim that we could have been an undefeated team for sure with a better head coach, and injuries have played a part this year, but games like Xavier and Jefferson could have and should have gone the other way with better play calling.

Seniors In The Football Program
Seniors, seriously, you guys really make me sick. It's not the football attitude at all to blame it on the coaches and the play calling. Now seriously, if you really wanted to succeed and make it to the playoffs this year, then you would have been preparing. Now, as for preparing for the season, I hardly saw any of the Senior starters on the football team in the weight room before manditory lifting had begun this summer, I went in every morning after my swim practices, and saw a paltry few people in there using the facilities. The season relies on the players hands. The coach does not make the tackles, throw complete passes or stay on your assignments. You have to do the work, not the coaches. I think that passing the blame on to the coaches is very irresponsible, and shady of you to do. And for you guys who think that it's all the coaches fault, I'll break it to you right here, right now. You guys aren't that good, you never were to begin with! Didn't you Franklin guys only win 1 game in middle school? Looking at it that way, you guys never had the sheer talent coming from either of the two area middle schools. The '00 Franklin class was undefeated-unscored upon. No one lifted regularly, and Mr. Pinney and McCurry are both idiots. It was sheer talent and athleticism that won those games for us. Now, back to the subject of you guys... To think that you guys could make it to state playoffs with the poor preparation and the poor attitudes is totally unrealistic.You didn't have much potential or athleticism and you never played well on Fridays. That's what it all boiled down to. Why do you think that we had to move all the Sophs up? I know I sound like a dumbass because I'm only an observer, but take note of how hard most of the Soph atheletes work, they lift regularily, and they work hard and have winning attitudes. I'm really sorry to trash on you guys when your down, but you guys really deserve it for trying to justify why you guys didn't do anything this year.

Clarification
Schuette, your right. I'm sorry for making that comment, and I probably should've kept it to myself. Also, your right about just addressing the skill players....being that I'm a qb which is considered a skill position that's who I mainly watch and am only able to get together with the lineman during team drills. WE (the skill players) were having a poor practice with very little enthusiasm as demonstrated through our team skelly in which maybe 5-8 passes were caught during the course of about 25 plays which is pathetic and prolly about 50% my fault. However, what I was commenting on was how some of the players had told me how they didn't even care about playing anymore, and the joking mentality that came out of players that before had been a little more serious during practice. I take back my comments about all of you (the seniors) and am sorry for making you feel as though I don't like you/ don't care because I do. Also, Schuette this wasn't directed towards you although I said seniors...which is too broad and vague, but I didn't wanna single anyone out either. I'm sorry and take back all comments about the seniors not caring/ wanting.

Re: Warren's Post From Yesterday
::Insert picture of Paul James pissing on all the sophomores here.::

Little Theatre
After taking pictures in the lobby, I was running late. It was 8:51 by the time I had even left the lobby. I still had to go ALL the way down to Mrs. Kummer's room and grab my bag and coat before I would go ALL THE WAY back down the hall to the little theatre. Jackie always takes a while to leave, so she was the only senior I saw walking as I left the room. I caught up with her and went into the theatre with her. We spied two seats and sat down.

Jackie whipped out some sort of makeup and started going at it. I spied Ward and Mike younder and smiled at them. Then I looked down as Jackie kind of hit my leg for a second. I looked down to see if that's waht I thought it was. Then I looked down again when she hit me again! Not at her chest (she admits herself that there's little to see)... How can you even make a judgment call from that far away, Mike? Can you accurate tell what I was looking at? No, you can not. I was looking down, I admit that, but at her leg hitting mine. That's it. Eat shit. You always assume everything, and you are far too interested in everything Jackie and I do. Why is everything under the microscope?

Lest everyone forget that MIKE KISSED DAVE VIRDEN.

Warren's Post from yesterday

I am making this post with the support of at least several (if not all) of the seniors on the warrior football team about Warren's post from yesterday. I think we all lost a lot of respect for Warren when we read that, and not just for his comments about the seniors, which I will address later in the post. I'll start of with Coach James' "fiery speech." Warren, I think you must have been the lone person on the team who got anything other than a desire to get up and leave from that speech. For one, James was addressing the whole team about having a bad practice so far, though the linemen (over half the positions, since we had the tight ends with us) had just got done with one of our best drill sessions of the year, James really should have addressed the skill positions about focusing in, we were doing it just fine. I can forgive that part of the speech though, as I suppose sometimes a coach needs to talk to his whole team even when only a portion of them are having a problem. However, his speech soon degregaded into a meanlingless ramble. He talked about the very relavent problem of people giving shit to Farley that had culminated in his getting hit by Tre earlier, but then he just started going off about how we shouldn't be giving the sophmores shit about getting an article about them in the paper (even though strong armed warren, D-1 mentality Gavin, and big framed Brug obviously didn;t care, and if anything were happy about it) and then degregaded even further into yelling at us about not giving people shit about their race or ethnic background (something that has never, ever, been a problem with the football team in any way, so the topic was irrelivent).
Now on to your statement about the senior's giving up. You have got it extremly wrong, Warren, the seniors who gave up have left the team already, those of us who remain want to win and have worked this week as hard as we have in any of the 8 weeks prior. However, this was our last week ever on the practice field, we know the plays, we are in condition, and so there is no harm in wanting to have a little fun during stretching. A couple jokes told are not gonna effect the outcome of the game. And even if you disagree and think that some or all of the seniors have given up, you must realize our complete lack of respect for Coach James. He had a very large hand in our season being pissed down the drain, from the people who didn;t go out becuase he was head coach to his play calling in critical situations (a delayed run on 3rd and 25 deep in our own territory against Xavier, for example). I could bring up several other things, but not having played for the man as we have, you wouldn't get it.
As a closing note, I do believe that your class does have the ability to go deep into the playoffs, if not win a state champoinship, however, you will never get past the first round with James at the helm.

Patton
What a great man!!!

Juan Valdez Joke
Referenced a couple days ago, here's the Juan Valdez joke Jake was talking about.

Juan Valdez, for those less inclined (Adam House) is the official spokesman for the Columbian Coffee growers. He's that l33t dude with a Sombrero and a donkey. Please ignore the fact that one has to be a native-born US citizen to run for President while I present the joke to you.

So Juan Valdez starts his campaign for president, and few people take him seriously. To prove his temerity, Juan tells the people that he will give up riding his trusty donkey to show the people he's in it for real.

As his campaign bus is driving along to Kansas City, it breaks down, and if Juan doesn't hurry, he's going to be late to his campaign stop. So he's forced to ride his trusty donkey into town. He makes it on-time, and gives a great speech, but the folks are a little miffed.

"But Juan," they say, "you said you'd give up riding the donkey, and you didn't. You lied to us. So in order for Juan to prove that he's in it for real, he promises to give up his sombrero.

So as Juan is heading into a Native American reservation (no cars allowed) on his trusty burro, he's in the middle of the hot desert sun. In order to prevent dehydration and getting sun burned, he has to wear his Sombrero. Again, the people are agree and think they can't trust Juan. He then promises the people to give up--get this--Coffee. That's right, the spokesman for Columbian Coffee says he will give it up to prove he's for real.

Juan is flying into an important campaign stop in Los Angeles and he realizes his speech is completely unprepared. He needs to pull an all-nighter to get the speech down. He goes all night and gets the speech prepped, but there's one problem: Juan is completely sluggish and needs a charge from his trusty Coffee to deliver an effective speech. So Juan drinks coffee and delivers an electrifying speech. However, the people are upset that he once again broke a campaign promise. Juan is upset and leaves.

Juan goes back into his hotel room and shoots himself with a Golf Gun.

What's a Golf Gun you ask? I don't know, but it sure put a hole in Juan!

Huggable Snuggable Me
I think we should all watch the Care Bears and get over all this.

P.S. I went out with Jackie.....EEEEWWW

HEY FLAMERS
I don't like all this damn flaming. For all you who come here to fight, you can eat me raw. BBP is a thought emporium of love, giggles and cuddliness. I oppose all the verbal battling and challenge all of you to fight for who can be the most snuggable.

This Morning

There was a meeting for all Seniors in the little theatre to discuss or listen to the Herff Jones rep. about graduation. Ward and I had gotten there a little early and were seated and talking. A few moments passed and in came the magnificent Jacque followed by Adam. They walked all the way over to the other side of the little theatre and sat together... by some dirt balls.

After a while I proceeded to glance over at the happy couple. It appeared to me that Jacque raised her arms and was messing with hair. She was looking the other way. And our buddy Adam... just like slow motion... he looked at Jacques rack... turned away for fear of her noticing, and then real quick he took another peak at her chest... I was laughing at this time. Wardly saw the whole thing too.

I <3 Adam

Adderal

There was this counselor at camp this summer who sold his adderal to the other counselors, and one of my friends got some. He was fucked up for hours.

Warren, think about what your saying. By your logic, Adam can say whatever he wants, despite the fact that it's retarded and against site rules, and we shouldn't do anything. Now, I like you, I think you're cool, and you've got a hot ass, but that's beside the point when you side with someone for being a moron.

Time for Sleep
But before I go, I don't give a shit what your opinion on Adam is Warren, Adam = shit. He could be Chris Fucking Rock and I'd still hate him. Funny doesn't equal a good person, and he's a cheater to boot. He cheats at school and cheats at life. Adam = shit.

Re: Stop Rippin'
Warren, if you find that creep funny, you obviously have a horrid sense of humor. Oh wait, we already proved that with the creation of the top ten worst jokes list, spurred to creation by your horrid CLAMP CLAMP joke. How can you possibly find his homophobic antics funny when he is so horribly illiterate that he can't even formulate a sensical or coherant response to Jake's flame? Answer: because he's a couple of shrimp short of a combo platter. I think I could physically destroy Adam House single handedly, and with Bram and Jake on my side, I know we could smash his idiotic face into oblivion. Warren, if you were helping him, I'd just keep my distance from you; it's obvious you can't throw any object anywhere near my actual location, in particular, an oblong spheroid. :)

Adderal and Ritalin
I saw Chars newfound concentration today while playing GTA 3. Another great drug liek Ritalin is Adderal. (whch is what I am on) Mega Concentration tools. Theyt also are great for loosing weight. I haven't an appetite. And I havent sincle last year. I am saying it now: Charlie will be AT LEAST 10 punds lighter in about 3 months or so. Maybe sooner, maybe later.

Stop Rippin' on da Hizouse
Adam House is one of the funniest mo fuggers you will ever meet in your lives. Appreciate his comedy instead of putting him down. I guarantee he could kick all 3 of j00r asses combined, and I'd probably help him too. Leave adamle/grizzy alizone or fear the infamous "WHOA!" Also, Adam told me that he's very good at dislocating eyebrows and eating them with a spoon....just a warning to all that dare to mess with this homie.

Ritalin!
Today I took my first dose of Ritalin. It was definetly a weird experience, being able to concentrate for the first time in my life. I first took it at 7:15 this morning on my way to IC to test it's effect. At first I didn't feel anything, as I fell asleep during the carride.

As my mom and I returned to CR, I started feelign more energetic. By the time I was in school, I was completely amped up, I felt like I was on speed. But strangely enough, with all this energy, I could concentrate! It was really cool, I was able to listen to Mrs. Netolicky for the whole period. The whole day went by like this, with me being able to pay attention.

It had worn off by the time I got home from school, and since I was going to have to sit through what was going to be a really boring one man show on Darwin, I popped another pill. Once again, as the pill started to take effect, the more hyper I got the more I got to concentrate. Weird.

I expect this is hyperness is a temporary side effect as my body gets used to the drug. Oh well, its worth it for finally being able to concentrate.

New Computer
It is confirmed. I'm movin on up. In a lil' while I will be throwing away my Acer 333, 4 gig HD, and repalce it with a 1.4 GH AMD, and all the sweet specs one would find in a machine completly assembled by ME, instead of some underpaid Hewlett Packard workman....Building your own computer is just awsome.

Clarification
This is for my post last night about the seniors attitudes. In no way was I trying to offend, one up, or make fun of anyone on the football team. I was just dissapointed in poor practices this week...tha'ts all.

Jake/Bram = l33t Flamers
No kidding, Travis, Jake and Bram tore the shit out of House. How much you wanna bet he comes back and says the same old idiotic shit? Hell, I'll bet he'll just come back and say, "Hahah, you called them flamers..." Just to clarify for idiot's sake, I meant that they are good at flaming your retarded ass, Adam House. You're a waste of human flesh. Why don't you save your pathetic arm and finger muscles on something more important to you--like masturbation--as opposed to making yourself look like a damn fool?

Bloggerbot
This owns adam, you rock!

Re: Britney
Dude, Britney Spears' music sucks. Period. Yes, she's incredibly georgeous, but that's no excuse to listen to her music. Watch her videos, oogle her twin towers, but mute the sound. That's cool. When you download an MP3, you can't even look at her. Mad uncool.

AOL Names Itself Boss Over Lyrics
Daily News
It's good to see that Big Brother (AOL) won't allow Bruce Springsteen lyrics to be posted on AOL discussion groups. Jesus Christ, anyone who still uses AOL, I have one question for you: WHY? Does this bother you one single bit that Big Brother AOL will censor freaking Bruce Springsteen lyrics? What's next? What does AOL censor from you already? Don't you want full, complete, and untouched access to the 'net? Who knows, BBP could be the next site to be made unaccessible by AOL members... it's disgusting. Get cable or DSL and access the 'net for real.

Ram and Britney Spears
Tonight, I am officially up 256 megs of ram from what I previously had (a measly 128) which makes me da mad happies. Also, I found myself listening to Britney Spears tonight after Rob forced me to download it during 7th hour today....mostly cuz of the fact that she 's such a babe and I hate her music otherwise...strizzy strange.

Random Things
I'm posting this message from AIM; it probably won't work right, but it's AOL product so what can you expect.

Virtua Tennis 2k2 got ripped today, which will probably be the last decent game on Dreamcast.
I guess that means its time to save up some money to blow on a worthless system that will have 5 good games for it.

I don't think I'll watch the football games tommorow. I'm not in the mood to watch us get our ass kicked one more time. I will go to see Iowa. At least they don't suck as bad.

I hope Millionaire gets cancelled. I hate that show.

Jake is a good flamer. I hope I don't piss him off someday.

And finally Adam's jokes suck. Bad. Really, really bad.

Hong Kong Canceling Millionaire
Hong Kong may be the first international market to pull the plug on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire following declining ratings. The South China Morning Post reported today (Thursday) that the quiz show, which drew 2.5 million viewers during its opening five months ago, has seen the number plummet to 1.1 million currently. A spokesman for Hong Kong's ATV told the newspaper: "We are concerned the audience may be getting bored." Host Ken Chan suggested that it had been a mistake to make the show a five-night-a-week feature (up from three- when it debuted). "Five nights a week is too much," he said. "Viewers get the same host and same game and they are bound to become bored."
Source: Studio Briefing

Hopefully it won't be much longer here. I'm getting sick and tired of Regis. Hail to The Weakest Link!

Subway
Subway r0x0rs so much. Subway, is, of course, the Thursday part of Ward and I's rotation, and now my new favorite. I had a Southwest Chicken, and sweet mother of all that is good was it tasty. Wow. I have never had such a delicious sandwich in a long time. The staff was super friendly, the service was fast, and the food was fresh. I will forever look forward to Eating Fresh on Thursdays! w00t!

GTA 3 r0x0rs!
If you think it's just us, think again. The critics agree, GTA 3 is one of the best PlayStation2 games yet. Check the links:
IGN.com -- 9.6
GameSpot -- 9.6

Afghanistan Joke
Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
The barman says "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
And Bush says, "We're planning World War 3!"
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
And Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Afghans this time and one bicycle repairman."
And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
So Bush turns to Powell and says, " See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Afghans!"

Cheese
That's right ladies and gentlemen, while y'all might think cake is the best, cheese is really the way to go. This message really has no point besides to test the online blogging feature, how nice! In addition, I'd like to say that Adam House made no points in his discussion, nor did he dispute the fact that he's a worthless piece of shit. He simply states again, his lameass universal flame for everything "Jake's a homosexual" First off, no, second off, you're fucking stupid, and you don't do anything to dispute this key fact, and finally, do you really expect me to be offended by you referring to me as gay? You refer to everything as gay. You're about the stupidest, most homophobic worthless piece of shit I've ever met. I'm worried about your ability to form friendships and relationships with either sex simply because you distance yourself too far by being a paranoid jackass. Thus, in closing you = worthless piece of shit.

Adam and Jake
I think that the only really successful resolution to this conflict is good, clean, semi-padded violence. Yes, that's right...not this weekend but the next, it's GREENBELT TIME again, and my money rides unquestionably upon the lanky agility and superior intellect of Jake the Snake.

New intelligence available
Just recently (Tuesday) I was given the opportunity to go on a "Police Ride-along" through this Youth Leadership for Five Seasons thing I'm involved in--it basically entailed riding around in the passenger side of a cop car with a real live policeman (y'know, like the kind that needlessly kicked the shit out of a defiant and drunken Jake Thomas some 2 months ago) for five hours. Because I don't have the time/desire right now, I'm going to enlighten you all tomorrow with some "hints and tips" conducive to the successful completion of your basic high school felonies/misdemeanors.

Re: Who
The Who kick ass. Pete Townshend rules.

Adam, you are fucking worthless, and I say this again because you obviously didn't understand what Jake said. You shot yourself in the foot by reiterating what he said, so you're obviously not too quick on the uptake. Do you ever think? Is there any thought process in your head? Upon reading all of the ass-bad things you decide you degrade this site with, I wonder how you can remember how to breath regularly. I hate arguing like this, I really do, but you're obviously too fucking stupid and stuck back in 8th grade to realize it. How about this: You pull your head out of your ass, and maybe contribute something good to BBP. That excludes gay jokes, even though I know they're really the only words in your vocabulary. Love not war. Peace.

Oh boy, the wild and crazy antics of obscure Hindu religious sects never seem to stop, do they?
"Even more horrid habits are attributed to Aghoris: they eat the putrid flesh of corpses; they eat excrement and drink urine, even of a dog; they have ritual intercourse with menstruating prostitutes on the cremation-grounds, where they usually hang out; and they meditate while sitting on a corpse."

The Who
Yes, The Who rock the party. Although so do bands like Steppenwolf, CCR, and The String Cheese Incident

Some People....
Here is a little story of my lunch break today. I suggest you read, for it will be quite amusing to YOU.

So, I was walking out to the Pot Lot as usual with my bud Scaddam. We decided we would take my car today, since It was extremely cold and my car was closer. Anyway, as I proceeded in the opening of my car doors, I noticed the fowl stench of cigarette smoke bellowing from within. As we got into the car, the smell became more and more allusive. I looked down and saw that my ashtray was open and the ashes from a ciggarette was in it! Now, I don't smoke and I certainly do not allow smoking in my car.

Somebody had gotten in MY car and SMOKED in it, prolly to get away from the cold. They didn't even have the descensy to empty the freaking ash tray when they were done disrespecting me. Another odd thing is that my cd's were still under my seat and all of them were still in their correct places. Nothing was out of order in my car and nothing was missing. I guess all I can say is I am Lucky THIS time. From now on I will DEFINATLY be locking all of my doors. Note: It was also real fun explaining to my dad why my car smelled......

RE: Despite
Hey Jake, you = fruitcake.

That was just for you, BUDDY.

"You're a piece of shit Adam, bound to swirl along the surface of the water before you're eventually flushed out and away, destined for nothing more than nothingness."
Think what you want of me, I'm still straight... unlike you queer.

Duh! Of course The Who rock. They are one of the best bands to ever have lived. Tommy, their musical, also kicks some serious gluteues maximus, and you should check that out as well.

AIM and Darwin
Cheers to my first post on AIM. Tonight I have to attend a one man show on Charles Darwin for chemistry extra credit. Sweet huh?

The Who
I just downloaded a rip of the album The Who - Who's Next. This album is wicked mad ill. I advise all of you to listen to it.

Woody <3s Inventions
He told me he pre-ordered this. He also told me that he can't wait until he gets his in the mail so he can test it out.

Despite
Despite warnings to the contrary, and the fact that this discussion really shouldn't be going on here: Adam, you're a worthless piece of shit. Say it slowly now so you get the full effect. I'm not calling you a fag, or saying you sound gay, I'm also not telling you that you're a fruitcake or pushing this discussion in any way towards your sexuality. Instead, I'm telling you that you are a worthless human being. You're a piece of shit Adam, bound to swirl along the surface of the water before you're eventually flushed out and away, destined for nothing more than nothingness. You can spam "me = fruitcake" all day long, but until you wake up and deal with the fact that you're pathetic, you're going nowhere. This = 8th grade? I think so not, get it? kthx.

Loins Banquet
Tonight is my dads team baquet for his heavyweight champion loins. If you did not know the loins are a metro team that my Dad is the head coach of and my fat little brother tucker plays on. My dad implemented the option and the team went 6-0. The averaged 350 yards of offense a game and thier opponents averaged somewhere around 50 yards. Thier last game they won 51-0 in the first half. Loins roxor.

Second
First is the worst, second is the best.

Also, it is fuckin freezing outside and there's no snow. Boo

I'm better Than All of You
I'm better than all of you. I made the first post today, so eat it.

Paul James
I had him as my driver's ed instructor. He's a friggin douchebag.

Cheaters
I am a cheater. I cheat in Counter-Strike, I cheat in school, I even try to cheat in football. The one thing that pisses me off the most however, is when gay people won't help you cheat! Honestly, why does it matter if you copy their homework or not? As long as they don't get caught whats it to them? People who don't let others cheat = fruity.

Re:Last Day of Pads
Today's practice was pathetic. It took a very fiery speech from Coach James to give everyone enough enthusiasm to go through any of the drills, let alone make it through practice. Also, I find it embarassing that so many of the senior guys are basically giving up and not caring about their last week of the season for all of them. Very few, if any are going on to play football anywhere and I think that most of them would have a little more incentive to play hard during their final week of their football career. I personally am going to miss football tremendously, and plan on working my ass off for the rest of the year to ensure that we are playoff caliber, if not state champion material next year. I also think pretty highly of Coach James and have to disagree with Nick about calling the deep plays on every possession...that's not true at all. In fact, most of our pasisng routes are not designed to have a ball thrown more then 10 yards down the field, essentially making them short and concise. All football players, what are your thoughts? My prediction is next year the offense will be more wide open, and I bet that we average about 25 passes per game, as well as some new and more complex pass plays.

Coach Ray
This is just my opinion, but I think that friday night right before the game we should be like the guys in Varsity Blues and kick Coach James out of the lockerroom, and then make Ben Ray our head coach, but thats just me. I think very strongly that next year and beyond the head coach should be either Sherman or King. Hell, even Coach Calahan would probably make at least a decent head coach, especially now that he works at the school, anyone but James.

GTA 3 rox0rz

I saw some other post from some of the gang about there GTA 3 moments, so I decided I would post mine... so here goes.

Tuesday night I headed over to Adams to do some "math" but played GTA 3 for two hours, mad funnies. Well at one point I decided to see how many wanted points I could rack up. I started out by jacking a car with an alarm... running over at least a dozen pedestrians while the pigs were chasing me hopelessly. At one point I was then stopped by four or five cop cars with a wanted level of 3. With my quick and cunning thought... I pulled out the trusty pump shottie and killed two cops in one shot. I could stop laughing at this point. I then jacked a police car while cops were shooting at me and then took off. I had gotten my wanted level to 4 w00t!! Im king GTA 3... I think...

Last Day of Pads
Well, today was it for hard practices... Take off the cleats, put the pads away. It's almost sad, but somehow nice at the same time. I dunno. All I do know is that I have almost no respect for Paul James as a coach. Yup, he's terrible. Why do we have to throw a frickin' bomb every series? Why is he contradicting his own move to the double-slot offense with a shift that gives us a tight end, opposing slot, and tailback? Yeesh.

Jake
Do you have ANY idea of how unbelievably GAY you sound? Seriously, you = fruitcake.

Mike Awesome Picture...
If you'll look closely at the picture of me with Mike Awesome and my wrestling dawgs, I seem to be looking down at Mike Awesome's penis. And Murphy has the goofiest look on his face. That has to be my favorite picture, just because Mr. Awesome was my dawg, we were hungry together.

Charlie's Pics
You know, I was just skimming through the site, readin the articles when I saw Charlie's picture of him with Buff Bagwell and I realized he looks a lot like Mr. McCurry if you look at it right....just with a few more muscles.

RE:Vampiro
As a side note vampiro did ask us if he was scary, and we got scared and didn't know what to say, so we asked him, " What are we supposed to say?" and he responded with a laugh and we had a good conversation going with him. Nice guy, in fact they were al nice except Buff was scary, but he did put his meaty arm around me w00t, however the prics on the back were scary.

Flossed out thug in the Vampiro pic
The gangsta in the pic was one of the people who was also autograph hawking and he smelled really bad, plus his pants hung below his ass and his skid marked briefs were showing, Bling Bling.

NITRO PICS!
True to my word, I dug up my Nitro pics and scanned them. Please pardon my grease face and my grease hair. I look like a dumbass in these pics.

Mike Awesome
Here is us with Mike "The Career Killer" Awesome. He and Andy were hungry together.


Seat View
This is the view from our seats. The camera makes it look farther away. I also wish I could make out who is wrestling.


Crowbar
One of David Flair's pals. Crowbar was a nice guy, too bad he didn't get more TV time.


Vampiro
Great guy, he even put his arm around me. One of my personal favorites. Check out the gangsta in our pic.


Christopher "Fallen Angel" Daniels
I was the only one who knew anything about this guy. Andy and Murphy kept dissing him, which I did not appreciate. Signed a contract with WCW but was released. Damn shame.


Buff Bagwell
Buff smelled like beer and needle pricks in his biceps. He was also with jobber Chase Tatum.


Horace Hogan
Here we posed with the greatest wrestler ever, the legend Horace Hogan. Best wrestler ever.


That is the last of our Nitro pics.

Jake Likes Twinkees
For our word of the week, let's pick something new and original shall we? The word of the week is "twinkee." For those of you who are uninformed, a twinkee is someone, who much like their Hostess namesake is cream filled and encased in plastic. The cream filling means they have shit for brains, and the plastic wrapping means that they have no clue just how really pathetic they are. The reason I introduced this topic was in response to Mr. House, and his provacative remarks. Tell me Adam, just who the fuck died and made you king of the world? Piss off.

Re: Re: Nitro and Charlie
Going to both Nitros has by far been the highlight of my life. I'd have to say I enjoyed the second one the best, because we got to stay in the Presidential suite at the Marriot, with Mr. Davis Nordstrom getting the mad hookup with that suite and some awesome seats, and we were just barely on TV a couple of times. We also met all the drunk wrestlers, like Buff Bagwell who smelled like beer and had needle holes in his biceps, as well as Horace Hogan and The Cat. My favorite moment by far was when Mike Awesome told me he was hungry. I said I was hungry too, and he asked me if there were any good places to eat. I got scared and I'm not sure what I said, i think I just ran away. And then none other than Mr. Davis Nordstrom was mackin on the Nitro Girls. He talked with them for about 45 seconds as we were going back to the room, I was amazed of the playa skillz shown by Mr. Davis. Charlie and Murphy made me get up at 6 in the morning to get wrestlers autographs, and we didn't even get any, even though we saw some wrastlers. Murphy and Charlos even claim to have seen Fit Finley, but I refuse to believe that we saw Mr. Fit and Physical. That truly was the greatest night of my life.

Grand Theft Auto III
Today is DVD Tuesday... of course. However, today I failed to purchase my weekly DVD. I had picked out Monty Python and the Holy Grail SE as this week's choice... and was going to check out the PS2 section when I noticed... Grand Theft Auto 3. ps2.ign.com had been hyping this game for weeks and it looked mad l33t. Monty went back to the shelf and I picked up this game. Smart move. Nick bought it too.

Wow. I'm not a GTA veteran at all (in fact, this is the first I've played) but let me tell you that I never had more fun playing a game than this one. Any game where you can car-jack any car, change the radio station, pick up whores, get out a baseball bat and kill people on the street for money, run people over, moonlight as a taxi driver/ambulance driver/cop, and just basically be a total bad-ass criminal rocks in my book.

My GTA story for today. I car-jacked a rival gang's truck, turned the station to some classic 80s pop... and ran over like 8 pedestrians. I got a wanted warning of 2 and the fuzz were all over me like flies on two-day old Taco Bell. I went flying into a intersection and got double t-boned. The car prior to that point was already HEAVILY damaged and now it was on-fire. I jumped out quickly and the popos started to try and put a few Glock clips in my ass. I got out my handy Louisville Slugger and busted out a Big Bonds Attack and killed his ass. I jumped into his ride and managed to get a big enough lead that I could carjack a taxicab without any one seeing. I <3 GTA3.

Dog Without a Name
Yesterday, I got new puppy. He is a siberian huskey. Hes very awesome but I can't think of a name for him. You guys should help me think of a name for my dog.

Re: Nitro and Charlie
I thought nothing could top the first Nitro. Until that is, when my dad announced we were going to go to Nitro in Des Moines for my birthday. Once again I took my tru wrestling dawgz Seyfer and Murphy.

We left with high spirits, with a two hour road trip ahead of us. This was memorable for the high school sports debate that went on, is moving players up a good idea? While they were arguing over athletics, I had visions of suplexes and powerbombs dancing in my mind.

In preperation we made some signs, my favorite being WHO BOOKED THIS CRAP? This was going to be used in case we saw a god awful Nitro, as the last string of them had been. Fortunatley, we had Terry Taylor booking this week so we could be assured of a reasonable quality Nitro.

Soon, we arrived in Des Moines and checked in to the Marriot. This being my birthday, my dad used his hook ups to get us the Presidential Suite. The four of us checked into the room and started checking it out. I found a note on top of the TV that had one sentence only: the wrestlers are staying in the hotel tonight. We jumped up and down in delight as we realized what this meant.

Not long after arriving, it was time for Nitro. We walked over and met my dad's friend and his son, who was some weird kid we didn't really talk too. The show began, and the wrestling action began. We saw some great matches, it was as good in my mind as the Nitro we had seen before.

Now it was time for AUTOGRAPHS. We scurried back to the hotel, and Murphy and I grabbed some autographing equipment, while Seyf chickened out and joined my dad in the elevator up to our room. Little did Murphy and I realize, Mr. Seyfer and Davis were riding up in the same elevator as THE NITRO GIRLS. Apperently, Davis did some mackin.

Meanwhile, Murphesto and I were racking up the autographs. Ms. Hancock even personalized our autographs. My list of autographs includes: Big Vito, Johnny the Bull, The Cat, incredibly talented indy star but never debuted for WCW Christopher Daniels, Buff Bagwell, Horace Hogan, Mike Awesome, Jung Dragon #1 Yang, WCW announcer Mark Madden, Vampiro, Chuck Palumbo, Sean Stasiak, and head of WCW Eric Bischoff.

To finish the night off, we watched the replay of our Nitro in our room. It was definetly one of the best times of my life. Also, if I have time I will scan all of my photos and autograph sheets.

Nitro and Charlie
Watching wrestling rules, last night I enjoyed viewing the majorty of Raw is War. Wrestling is a thing that my friends and I used to watch ever day taht it was on. Me, Charlie Nordstrom, and Andy Seyfer went to WCW Nitro twice and had a good time. Auctually that is the way that Andy and I orginally became friends with Charlie. You see we really wanted to go to Nitro seeing as we were hardcore wrestling fans and it was coming to Cedar Rapids, so we went to my dad for tickets, but he didn't try very hard becuase he hates the "All-Star Wrestling". But Charlie did get tickets to this show and he had two extras. Andy and I learned of this and we had a class together with Charlie, Music Mankind And Culture taught by the racist anti-irish Ms. Faltis, so we asked Charlie if we could go with him and he told us that he had planned on asking us anyway. At first we thought that it was going to be weird going with someone that we didn't know very well, and we thought that he was kind of nerdy (plus his best friend was probably Woody) , but hey we had the tickets didn't we? Nitro came and I was decked out in Sting gear (complete with the face paint) and we had our signs including Kenny Kaos is my God, and we headed to the Five Seasons Center. When we got there it was action packed and a great Nitro and we became friends with Charlie, it was incredibly funny espicially when Dave gave Charlie 20 bucks to buy him something and Charlie bought him a Hollywood Hulk Hogan bandana. We got to go to Nitro and we made a friend out of the deal, it was just too Sweet!

Halloween Dance
Come you hoodlums, House on the Island is playing! I'm serious. Come.

Jokes....
So this Duck walks into the bar.................stupid Ducks

have you seen my weiner?
If anyone is interested in having a little fun on a car drive, have I got the thing for you. On my last car ride with George the leboniese leopard I found the other thing that the pads on the top of crutches are good for. They are good for resembling a penis when flashed at someone in a rapid motion. I took the tip of George's crutch thing, unzipped my pants and placed the erect crutch top inside there. With a quick pelvic thrust I flashed my unzipped pants and my pretend penis at the elderly couple we were passing. IT worked quite well, not only on the old people but on others as well. Speaking of old people, I really like them. I'd like to have a few when I grow up. I guess I would just have them to play with and stuff. Let them all out and run around the yard. Who knows maybe I will just buy a nursing home.

Anytime...
Anytime you have about 15-20 minutes to burn, and I'm around, ask me to tell you the Juan Valdez joke, the ping pong balls joke, the big pink house joke, or the original grand-daddy, the clown story. Yeah, you know who r0x0rs j00, h4t3r.
posted by Jakez0r, 5kr!p7 k!dd!3 4 1yf3.

History of l33t
Tr4v1s 4r3 j00 k4llin me a n00b?

Ch4r th4 h4x0r is g0nn4 h40x0r j00.

History of L33t

This is for everyone who just found out about l33t and still have no idea what it really is or where it really came from A long time ago, being a hacker used to be cool, but many people who couldn't cut it, such as the script kiddies who aslo wanted to be cool too. Eventually a script kiddie language called "l33t" developed. The term elite was used to make people believe they were the best, and along with it came many other terms such as "h4x0r" "0wn" "p4ck3td", etc. An example being: "i 4m s0 l33t b1tch, i c4n p4ck3t j00 with my 0c3" or "i h4ve 7000 psx g4m3z". Soon l33t spread rampant like the plague in undergournd warez channels. It would not be uncommon to see an all out battle of wits going on in any of these chans. Not everyone learned from the constant kick-bans however, and being l33t still thrived. Along with the language l33t, came many other neccesities came too. To be l33t one must absolutely hate AOL and Microsoft. Using Microsoft products was acceptable as long as one admitted that "b1ll g4t3s sux0rz". To be l33t one must also threaten everyone with being h4x0red into. As the pracitcal joke fadded, even more and more newbies picked up this language as their own, and it began to appear in many FPS games such as Half Life or Quake 3. People would claim they "0wn3ed j00" after a cheap camp shot in the leg. As the language began degrading futher and furthter, it eventually dissapeared from IRC and hit AIM and AOL chat rooms to people with absolutley no computer knowledge except that of mp3s and Napster. People here took quite a liking too it, as they could insult someone and "look really cool too". Although not quite familiar with its terms, they knew that being l33t "r0x0red". It is not known how much further l33t speak will go, but can only be hoped it dies soon, and those who started it are shot along with the people who decided "All Your Base" should be posted on every UBB accross the net. In all fairness l33t does has its advantages, and is the only truthful way to pick out someone with a computer knowledge limited to Winamp and Counter Strike. And besides, l33t is history.

Awful Jokes
If you want great jokes, John Barnes is the man. John Barnes has an unlimited supply of knock-knock jokes, including the oh so famous Potato with his socks on joke. Next time you see Big John Barnes, ask him for a knock-knock joke.

B24/\/\ + 7y132 r0x0rz j00

TranceInducer: cause James Dean owns
weezerObsessed: James Dean ownz j00
weezerObsessed: but m3 r0x0rz james dean
TranceInducer: dude James Dean kicks ass
weezerObsessed: h@2dc023
weezerObsessed: not my ass
weezerObsessed: to m3, james dean is a n00b
TranceInducer: fux0r j00
weezerObsessed: fux0r j00 h42d32
TranceInducer: h4h4
weezerObsessed: h4h4 m3 455
TranceInducer: y35 1 4m
weezerObsessed: m3 1337
weezerObsessed: j00 n00b
TranceInducer: j00 n0 1337
TranceInducer: m3 1337
weezerObsessed: n0 n00b
weezerObsessed: j00 \/\/20|\|G
weezerObsessed: m3 1337
TranceInducer: haha
weezerObsessed: \/\/3 r0x0rz
TranceInducer: h42dc023
weezerObsessed: \/\/3 r0x0rz j00 h42dc023

Pianos
One of my all-time favorite bad jokes...
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A Flat Miner (say it out loud).
Ooo, I kill me... Okay, another one:
What goes "Arr... Arr... Aye... Aye..."
A pirate reading an eye chart!
Oh man, time to stop. G'night, all.

Big Frame
You know, I wish I had a big frame (6-3, 240 pounds) like a certain other poster on big boy..........

RE: Woody and Brownies
Hahahahaha Woody is Chocolate face

Eamonn's Thoughts
So, anyway I like brownies too. I also like Milky Way Dark. They are good with a big glass of milk. Chocolate chip cookies are also good with some milk. Chocolate milk is good too. I'm hungry now, so I gotta go.

RE: Woody and Brownies
Wow... If Woody came over and ate my brownies I would murder him.

Woody and Brownies
Today, I was sitting here listening to some music when this occurred:

woody4792: hey
Ch4r Th4 H4x0r: yo
woody4792: whats up
Ch4r Th4 H4x0r: nothing, my mom's makin me some brizownies
woody4792: gtg
Ch4r Th4 H4x0r: l8r

Not more then 15 minutes later, WOODY SHOWS UP AT MY DOOR ASKING FOR BROWNIES! I'm like Jesus Christ Woody, aren't you fat enough? But before he could respond, my mom comes down and sees him and goes "Woody! I just made some brownies, would you like some?" Woody then goes up to my kitchen and eats 8 brownies! As if that wasn't enough, he got it all over his face. God damn, what a pig.

Re: King Missile
Chad, I was the original finder of that song back in the latter part of 7th grade or the summer of 8th...I'm a little foggy on the exact date....anyways, I found it first. I was using the original SCOUR MEDIA AGENT! Also, I'm king of the cable modem being that I had mine first (spring of 7th grade).

King Missle
I love that song. Jesus Was Way Cool is also a good song by them

RE: Speaking of Penises...
I found that song first damit. Way back when in 8th grade...

Speaking of Penises...
Everyone should download the song "Detachable Penis" by King Missile. It r0x0rz.

Re:Re:Jokes
So, a horse walks into a bar, right? And the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Re: Re: Jokes
Courtesy of Jake:

How do you stop a rhino from charging?
-->you take away its Mastercard

and then...there's the Juan Valdez joke (oh please, oh please...)

Re: Jokes
I think that some more comedic things should be added to this website, so I'm going to start with the first bad joke of the day. The joke goes, "Your mom's so old, she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade!" HAHAHA. Anyways, if you have a bad joke to contribute, feel free to mad write it up and get some laughs out of everyone. It'd certainly add to the entertainment of BBP.

Virden Ownz?
Well, thank goodness I have someone like David Virden to tell me what I "have the right to say." Golly, if it weren't for him, I don't know how'd I'd get through the day. I mean, he's a senior who has no life other then poking fun at other people to take the focus off his worthlessness.

PS - Radiohead's Kid A owz (oops!)

Jokes
Adams-
AdamBrewer: Have you heard of the new pirate movie?
Chad67and2: no
AdamBrewer: It's rated ARRRRRRRRRR!

Blairs-
Blair: How do trees go on-line?
Chad: Dunno...
Blair: The LOG on.

Those were the two god aweful jokes I heard today. Im gonna go talk to Adam some more for some cool jokes!

I hate Stupid People
Last Friday, I got out of school as usual right at 12:45 two hours before everyone else. This was also pay day as well as the Wash vs. Gayvier game. Since I usually get home pretty early, my mom always asks me to run errands or something like that, I usually just say sure... and the go play my PS2 or something and she forgets about it. Last Friday however, I decided to take her up on the deal, as long as I was allowed to drive her car, a very stylish 2001 Subaru Outback, cd player, two sunroofs, leather and an 8 speaker Bose sound system. I would do errands anyday in that car Well I left my house as usual, listening to some "Rehab" (great group, sorta like Sublime). I took the back way into marion, and had planned on coming home on 1st Ave. I wanted to stop at a Pawn Shop to possibly find some speakers for my room.

Everything was fine, I was able to find the house at which I was going to drop off some sort of Pampered Chef thingy. I left that ladies house, and was on my way to 1st Ave or 7th Ave is what it is called in Marion. In that short of drive I saw three Marion Pigs. I turned on to 7th Ave and was headed back toward the good ole' CR.

The firts light I approached was a red one, there was a car to the left of me. A little gold Ford Focus, and some wiggers in the front seat listening to rap and smokeing cigarettes how cool? They looked over at me and chuckled, I think cause I was listening to some Nirvana - All Apologies. The light turned green... I kinda sped up so that I would be able to turn into their lane. I did with plenty of room, like maybe two three car lengths or so. A little farther down the road, I began to slow down to turn left, across traffic so I had to wait a minute. I glanced in my rear view mirror, as habit, and saw the kids mouth drop. A couple seconds later he had rear ended me. How gay. I got out of the car fine, my neck and back a little sore, but other than that I was okey dokey.

The first thing I did was look at the cars. My moms Outback, didnt look half as bad as the gay Ford Focus. The cops and witness both told my dad and I that it was 100% the other kids fault, thank god. Um yeah so the other car was estimated at about 10,000 dollars damage (pretty much totalled) and my car was like 2,500. The Paperwork, omg. Wow I had to fill so much crap out, and draw a picture of what happened. It was dump.

Saturday I was up bright and early, like 5:30am to get ready for the Iowa Hawkeyes game against Indiana. We got some breakfast and then tailgated for a while. The game started and it was a good game. Lots of offense, Iowa won. w00t!! Later that day, my neck was killing me. I left for the doctors, but it was closed I was told to go to the emergency room. They took pictures of my back and neck, and gave me some Tylenol/Codine pills as well as some sort of Muscle Relaxer. They also told me I couldnt drive or work for a couple days... how gay.

Lunch Schedule
If you want l33t, check out our weekly lunch schedule.
Mondays: Unsafe Wendy's--Classic Triple Combo, biggie-size it, add bacon, Mountain Dew to drink. Yummm.
Tuesdays: Taco John's Taco Tuesday--four tacos, potato oles, small drink (refill it)
Wednesdays: (full days only) Arby's... Beef with Cheddar Combo, Homestyle fries, Dew
Thursdays: Subway
Fridayz: GODFATHER'S BUFFET! This rules! $4.19 (with tax) gets you all the pizza you can eat in the short lunch period. rox0r!

Mike, Matt, Daniel Dorman and I go to these five stores every single week. w00t!

BAD
George Thorogood = Bad To The Bizone

Future Swift
The picture below is Swifty in college. It bears an uncanny resemblence, it even has the Polish nose.

Wendys
Wendys by Coe = 1337.
Wendys by Lindale Mall = non-1337

Re: Own
Dave, the word "own", has nothing to do with leet.

Own
Bram Tripp just used the word "own".... he has no right to use that word. He is definatley not I337.

Re:Re:Greenbelt
My arm is sore and my lip is still swollen. Next time will own. Money, chairs and more people!

Re: Re: Wendys by Coe
The Wendy's by Coe and its employees scare the hell out of me. I was there this past Saturday night, and some old lady with missing teeth started yelling at me because Nick went in the girl's bathroom and she seemed to take all her anger of being a 60 year old retarted bitch that works at damn Wendy's all out on me. I know for a fact the safe Wendy's would never hire retarded 60 year olds, and they always have friendly employees there. That's my take on the dirty Wendy's. And THE BEARS AND PENN STATE both won this weekend. Joe Pa gets win 323 and will easily get 324 next week against Ohio State, and THE BEARS are 4-1 now, i can definately tell my preseason prediction of the Bears winning the Super Bowl is going to finally be correct.

Ford's and Wendy's
Even though Chevy is my car of choice, I have no problems with Ford. I would drive most of their vehicles myself. Except for one. The Focus. This is a bitch car. Who drives this? Bitches.
The Focus is the girliest car I have ever seen.

Also, safe Wendys forever. I worry that I will be robbed, raped, and then beaten everytime I eat at the dirty Wendy's.

Re:Re:Re: Fords
Zakk, I never said A WORD about my car. Reason: I KNOW it's a peice of shit. I was simply using your all's car as an example. NOT sayng mine was better. If you re-read my post, you will see that. Your so BBBAAADDD Zakk, I wish I were just like you......I am not going to say anyhting on the latter comment you made. Thats just cold

Re: Fords
Yes Chad, I would have to agree. Ford = Crap. Most all of the recent models look like bubbles, and just look cheap. Look at Adams for example. The thing took one blow to the rear end, and look at it. Altho, Adam is sure a babe MAGNET in that thing. So I dunno....

Wendys by Coe
Swifty, upon reading your distinction of the safe Wendy's vs.unsafe Wendys, I would have to politely disagree. I rather enjoy you're so-called "unsafe Wendy's". The employee's are always interesting and the atmosphere is surprisingly warm. On monday's, (which Mike, Adam, and myself have classified as Wendys day) the crazy black haired lady even knows us by name, and also knows we come on mondays. That is always a nice feeling to be greeted by. The food is generally in good condition as well, mainly because they cook the fries long enough, and I do not feel the "safe" Wendys does.

I hate Fords

I hate Fords, especially Focus's. Only feggits drive them and they dont ever know how to drive. Just ask Mike. Look how fruity that car is anyway. Eww, its almost as gizzay as the Aztec...

RE: Woody
Woody, you owe me 3 more packs of fruit jammers, until then you get 0 cookies from me chocolateface.

Mmmm.
Green belt = tasty. We really do need chairs, and sodas to laugh and reville in the the filth that we are. Mmm mm, how's the jaw tyler?

RE: Woody
Wow Woody aren’t you fat enough? I like cookies but I don’t go and ask my friends for them. Jesus couldn’t you just go buy your own chocolate cookies or something? And you’re so ugly; you know chocolate ruins your complexion. Die chocolate face.

I <3 Hy-Vee
I like doughnuts.

RE: My Anthrax Scare, Or Lack There Of
Lolz Nick. What is that crazy person doing getting your mail and trying to figure out whats inside it doing... I would be more scared of him then anthrax comming in the mail.

RE: RE: Swifty
Because I don't take BBP seriously like a lot of you do. The only reason I agreed to come back was TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE. I was making fun of Swifty for posting too much and do you really think I care if Swifty is an admin or not? Do you think I care who the admins are? No, I don't! Now, someone please post something I hate so I can make fun of you.

The Greenbelt
Next time baby, chairs, money, and a hell of a lot more people should be involved (like Benesh).

Re: Swifty
I don't see you posting anything intelligent House. Who the hell are you to talk? Did you ever consider the fact that perhaps Swifty's dedication and excellent posts are what got him the position as an admin in the first place?

My Anthrax Scare, Or Lack There Of
The doorbell rings and I get up off of my lazy ass to go answer the door. There stood a stranger holding an envelope. I opened the door and greeted him, he told me that he lived on 2106 Country Club Parkway and told me that he often gets our mail. I acted suprised/interested, and listened as he told me that he was here to give me an envelope that he got. It was address as such:

Mr. L.E. Basile
2106 Lincolnshire Dr. S.E.
Cedar Rapids, Iowa 52403
He went on to tell me that the return address was from the TWA terminal at the Logan International Airport in Boston, MA; and that "it seems to have some sort of POWDER in it, I just thought you'd like to know that". As he said his lameass national scare theory of Anthrax, I couldn't help but laugh. What a fucking dumbass, why the hell would any terrorist send mail to the Basile's in CR, Iowa? As I chuckled, I told him "I'm sure the terrorists aren't sending my family Anthrax, I don't think we're that important. My Dad had recently been on a trip to Boston and he probably forgot something". He took my disregard of his outrageous presumption personally and went on to inform me that Anthrax is nothing to laugh at, and that anyone could get it in the mail. He then stormed off to his car and drove away. I took it to my dad and told him the story of the retard worry-wort that gave us our mail. My Dad then opened the manilla envelope and pulled out the Zippo that the airport security had to confiscate from him for safety reasons. The "powder" that the man felt, was the bubble wrap inside the envelope. I hate dumb worriers.

Swifty
Swifty = Posts too much

Perkins
I am king Perkins. w00t! 4 eggs, 2 hashbrowns, 6 pankakes, and 8 sausage links. w00t who ever wants to attempt that and finish it I will give you $2. ph33r king Perkins.

Helluva Concert!!!
Anyone who just missed the 5 hour, Concert For New York on VH1 has truly MISSED OUT. Not only was there some frickin AWSOME music, BUT hilary clinton (notice the improper capitilization) got practicly booed off the stage!! She was talking about peace and some other left wing BS. More importantly, We got to see the likes of: Eric Clapton, Paul McCartney, Billy Joel, The Who, Elton John, James Taylor, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Mick Jagger sing their own hits early in the show, THEN, they ALL came out to help Mr. Liverpool himself sing the most remarkable version of "let It Be" that I have ever heard. It had to be one of the best televised concerts Ever!!!! Digital 5.1 sound also doesn't hurt!!

I'm a Cake Eater
Yup, call me a cake eater cause that's what I'm doing. EATING SOME DELICIOUS CAKE!

My mother makes excellent chocolate cake.