Woody and Brownies
Today, I was sitting here listening to some music when this occurred:

woody4792: hey
Ch4r Th4 H4x0r: yo
woody4792: whats up
Ch4r Th4 H4x0r: nothing, my mom's makin me some brizownies
woody4792: gtg
Ch4r Th4 H4x0r: l8r

Not more then 15 minutes later, WOODY SHOWS UP AT MY DOOR ASKING FOR BROWNIES! I'm like Jesus Christ Woody, aren't you fat enough? But before he could respond, my mom comes down and sees him and goes "Woody! I just made some brownies, would you like some?" Woody then goes up to my kitchen and eats 8 brownies! As if that wasn't enough, he got it all over his face. God damn, what a pig.