Virden Ownz?
Well, thank goodness I have someone like David Virden to tell me what I "have the right to say." Golly, if it weren't for him, I don't know how'd I'd get through the day. I mean, he's a senior who has no life other then poking fun at other people to take the focus off his worthlessness.

PS - Radiohead's Kid A owz (oops!)