New intelligence available
Just recently (Tuesday) I was given the opportunity to go on a "Police Ride-along" through this Youth Leadership for Five Seasons thing I'm involved in--it basically entailed riding around in the passenger side of a cop car with a real live policeman (y'know, like the kind that needlessly kicked the shit out of a defiant and drunken Jake Thomas some 2 months ago) for five hours. Because I don't have the time/desire right now, I'm going to enlighten you all tomorrow with some "hints and tips" conducive to the successful completion of your basic high school felonies/misdemeanors.