TAILGATING
Everyone is ordered to attend the Ultimate Tailgating Extravaganza put on by the good fellows of the '04 Super Fan Guild. As you all know, we meet on the Warrior side of the Kingston parking lot before the game, usually at 4:30. I urge all fellow Sophmores and Soph football fans to attend the festive gala. This week, the Guild has scored some grills, and we will be grilling hotdogs and brats. Tasty. BUT WE STILL NEED YOU TO CONTRIBUTE AND BRING FOOD FOR THE GROUP!!! Other activities that the group partakes in are dancin' to seasonal holiday music (we are currently showcasing Monster Hits: Volume 1, in leu of Halloween pressing upon us), and throwing food at the bitches, such as Ben Johnson and Swifty. When you show up to the partay, you will surely see us under the large banner that the Guild members have produced, and around some card tables, eating with our fat ass faces. You can't miss us. Support your GOOD football team and show up to the tailgate in preparation to CHEER THE FUCK OUT.
4:30 KINGSTON PARKING LOT - WARRIOR SIDE -- Be there or be blatantly homosexual.