Taliban TV Guide

MONDAYS:
8:00 - Husseinfeld
8:30 - Mad About Everything
9:00 - Suddenly Sanctions
9:30 - The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show
10:00 - Allah McBeal

TUESDAYS:
8:00 - Wheel of Terror and Fortune
8:30 - The Price Is Right If Saddam Says It's Right
9:00 - Children Are Forbidden From Saying the Darndest Things
9:30 - Iraq's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 - Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer

WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - U.S. Military Secrets Revealed
8:30 - When Kurds Attack
9:00 - Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread
9:30 - Just Shoot Everyone
10:00 - Veilwatch

THURSDAYS:
8:00 - Fatima Loves Chachi
8:30 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
9:00 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
9:30 - My Two Baghdads
10:00 - Diagnosis: Heresy

FRIDAYS:
8:00 - Judge Saddam
8:30 - Funniest Super 8 Home Movies
9:00 - Captured Kurds Say the Darndest Things
9:30 - Achmed's Creek
10:00 - No-Witness News

SATURDAYS:
8:00 - My Favorite Taliban
8:30 - Whose Koran Is It Anyway?
9:00 - I've Got a Fatwa
9:30 - Family Ties and Cuts Off the Hands of Infidel Pigs
10:00 - Sesame Goat Path