Big Boy Productions: Reloaded

Friday, November 02, 2001

Spree Killing = GTA3 L337 Madness!
In the first place, I can only get 4 stars out of 6 because I don't have the means to kill Swat members quickly and efficiently enough that I could do all dat jazz. But even with only four stars, the joy of (totally gunless) running up to a cop car, trying to hijack it, making the cop get out, and then stealing his car (with a shotgun inside) and taking off is priceless. Even more priceless is then killing the same motherfucker with his own pump shotgun, and then hosing all his friends when they come. By the fourth star there's no hope. Unless you already have a car pre-parked outside the spray house, there's no way you're going to survive 4, 5, or 6 stars for anything longer than like 5 minutes (and more stars) Despite the death sentance that this gives you, it is SO SWEET PUMP SHOTTYING COPS. COPS = SHIT.

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