RE: Article/KNF
That is indeed a great piece of literature. I particularly enjoy it because I particularly enjoy penisis. Also, today was Weiner Day today at lunch.

Nothing like a long hard weiner in your mouth to sooth your craving.

P.S. For all of you who don't know, KNF is the abbreviation of King Nerd Fag. 'Twas a title given to Adam by his brother Zakk. It is a catch-all for anyone who seems to be the king of both nerds and fags.