PJ

Man... Paul James is an extremely frustrating coach to play for. I mean, what the heck exactly does he do?!? King is the defensive coordinator and handles linebackers and runningbacks, Callahan takes quarterbacks and is the offensive coordinator (although James usually gives the actual plays in games), White handles the line on both sides of the ball, Blue has slot backs and outside linebackers, and Edwards takes receivers and D-backs. So what does James do? Stand around like a fat, pompous pustule!
One series:
Option right- no gain
Belly right- no gain
Option right- 2-3 yard loss
Punt
Next series:
Belly right- no gain
Option right- slight loss
Play-action pass- first down
Belly left- 12-yard gain
Option right- no gain
Hmm, what should we do? Let's run to the right again, says James! Urgh.