JV Football
You know, the game for those of us who suck.
We had a JV game today, got beat by West 21-7, but it really wasn't all that bad, its JV, after all, and the game was closer than the score indicates, anyways. When we got to the field everything was locked up, so the majority of the JV team took pisses on the underside of the West bleachers (remember this next year if the bleachers collapse do to corrosion on the support beams becuase of our piss). Then once the game started, things went pretty muchfine, nothing terribly exciting happened, except on one kickoff return, when all-Judd team captain #61, Justin Farley, forgot to run back to form the front wedge, instead when the ball was kicked he ran forward to try to block West players right as they started to run, he failed to block anyone and luckily the refs were nice enough not to call him on it. The refs were so bad they probbaly didn't even notice, actually. This was the highlight of Farley's game, and when it was all over he was showing everyone on the sideline's this one smudge that he had gotten on his jersey , he was so god damned proud of himself, I think he was about to burst. While Coach Calahan was giving the post-game talk the managers dumped out all our gatorade (we didn't deserve water, I guess, gatorade was all we got) so we didn't have anything to drink post game, which sucked, becuase it was really hot and we all were thirsty as hell. After changing we wandered up to the parking lot, where we ended up sitting for 20 minutes becuase the bus driver had left and didn't come back until the coaches called her bosses at the School District Offices. In conclusion, JV really Sux0rs becuase no one, not even the bus driver, much less the coaches, give a shit about it, but at least Farley is around for comic relief.