Jello Update!!
Tonight was the night of the infamous Jello match between myself and Jon Johnson at Bishops. It was quite an exciting contest, with myself coming out victorious.

I took an early lead, quickly destroying Jon 10-5. The scores only drifted further apart after that. Suddenly, at jello number 15.....I puked. All over, it was kind of a projectile vomit, it went about two feet straight away from me and almost nailed Warren. I also got it all over my tray and all over the table. It looked kind of like syrup, red and watery. I was almost tempted to eat it again, just to see what it tasted like, but then Murphest handled that, and dipped a biscuit into it and ate it.

I am truly the King of Jello, and also I really puked up a hell of a lot all over everything, I bet Bishop's will be real pleased with it.

FINAL SCORE:
Charlie: 17
Jon: 9

CHARLIE RETAINS HIS CHAMPIONSHIP!