Dave Johnson's Hermione Shrine

This link defies words, but I'll try anyways. This is the website of a man who is totally, utterly and completely infatuated with Emma Watson, who plays Hermione in the Harry Potter films. Apparently, she turns 16 soon, and would be legal to have sex with (not statutory, I guess). This man talks in great detail the lengths he will take once that birthday takes place to initiate a relationship with her. It is truly mind-blowingly disgusting, and I submit it for the approval of the BBP society.

Link: Dave Johnson's Hermione Shrine