Yankees
Last night Chad told me that it was impossible to cheer against the Yankees in the present situation (Sept. 11). Well than I must be defying all odds, becuase I hate the Yankees, and always have. I hate George Stienbrenner, and Joe Torre, and I would like Derek Jeter to die. In fact I wouldn't be made if the yankess had made a field trip to the World Trade Center on Sept. 11. That is why that it pissed me off when the Yankees went "nut" and "banana" when Tino and Jeter both hit dongs.

P.S. Nut and Banana are words that the first intercontinetal champion a french candien Pat Patterson would use. He has trouble with plurals. I learned that from Foley is Good