Here is a funny Haloween joke I'd like to share with you. So, this woman is in Transylvania(sp?). She's just visiting Romania for the food or something. So, she's staying in this hotel, which happens to be in an old castle. This woman, bein superstitious, brings garlic and a cross along with her. In the middle of the night, she hears a sound. She looks around and sees a bat flying throuhg a window. Then the bat changes into a human. So, the woman grabs the garlic and holds it up, to no avail. Then she grabs the cross and holds it up. Well, the cross doesn't work either. Then the vampire says, "Oy vey, have you made a mistake."