Images and War!
Let's only use images if they have to do with the post, the page is getting a little cluttered.

I would gladly enlist to fight for my country, which is preferrable to drafting as you get to choose your service branch. Also, I think Swifty is correct, though I doubt they would draft of him because of his vision problem. I will have to lie about my flat feet to get in.

And no, I want the rainforest! I want a non-violent family center I can take my family to, and this rainforest sounds like just the place.