http://www.angelfire.com/indie/christx/tftl.html - An extremly amusing, modern remake of romeo and juliet hax0r style. Check it out. And while I'm at it, I found that site from www.fark.com , one of the internets best link sites, it updates every day with user submisions (though they get about 2 million hits a month, so only the best submissions get linked to) and your pretty much garaunted to find amusing and interesting links on fark every day. On a side note, the bastard dentist who fitted me for my mouhpeice this evening burned my mouth like no other. Lastly, if you haven;t heard the news, France surrendered.