My Job

I have the single best job ever. I get paid 8 dollars an hour to basically stand around, eat food, and watch someone else work. Since I don't have any skills at all, I just get to watch and nod my head while they show me things. When I drive somewhere, I also make 30 cents per mile. And best of all, FREE SODA! You all wish you had my job. I also work 8-3:30, so I am making mad green. Tomorrow I am getting PAID to go to Adventureland. The trip is for central HandiMart headquarters. Have fun at Hy-Vee!